Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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