I'm really into asian looking animals
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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