Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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