found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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