She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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