Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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