everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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