stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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