Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
false alarm, still single
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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