uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
In America we eat man semen.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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