Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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