Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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