i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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