Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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