I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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