sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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