problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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