you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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