New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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