Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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