yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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