your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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