in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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