idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
