So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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