96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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