god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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