just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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