I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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