Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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