How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He uses pillows to masturbate.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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