Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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