Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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