WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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