He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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