I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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