Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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