Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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