dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize
