that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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