I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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