Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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