I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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