chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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