I'm jealous of your bromance
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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