Your face is a jimmy john
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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