Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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