Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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