i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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