Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
