if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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