She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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