The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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