youre lurking in front of me
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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