you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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