we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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