The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
your thong is hanging out like whoa
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
A bitchslap is in order.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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