I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
