yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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