If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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