So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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