bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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