i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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